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OneOldPunk for Moderator

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:26 am
by OneOldPunk
Jack, I would like to have moderator status on this forum. Please consider this. The deletions are getting crazy, and I would like to do something about it. If others on this board have a problem with it, no problem. How 'bout it people? Do we need a forum friendly mod on here?

Vote "OOP, The Mod for the people by the people!"

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:30 am
by rotter
Sure...why not...

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:11 am
by Gooch
Are you going to go around kissing babies?

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:38 am
by LALALA
Oopsie is the man of the people, by the people and for the people!

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:47 am
by Glenn
WHo is the mod now. Jack I thought.

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:48 am
by OneOldPunk
Gooch wrote:Are you going to go around kissing babies?
Will you be one of the babies?

Image

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:48 am
by Gooch
Glenn wrote:WHo is the mod now. Jack I thought.
Yeah, its only Jack.

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:54 am
by Gooch
OneOldPunk wrote:
Gooch wrote:Are you going to go around kissing babies?
Will you be one of the babies?

Image
Not if you call me baby....I HATE being called baby....

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:58 am
by robert
I think Jack is doing a good job. He is just in an ethical dilemma and doenst want to see the board flame out.

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:01 am
by LALALA
If he doesn't solve the dilemma, this place will flame out. He needs to be decisive for once.

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:01 am
by OneOldPunk
Gooch wrote:
OneOldPunk wrote:
Gooch wrote:Are you going to go around kissing babies?
Will you be one of the babies?

Image
Not if you call me baby....I HATE being called baby....
OK Dahlink!

Better My Dear?

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:06 am
by OneOldPunk
robert wrote:I think Jack is doing a good job. He is just in an ethical dilemma and doenst want to see the board flame out.
I don't want to take over his job. I just want to help Jack out and make the people posting more confident that they will not be censured. And that has been happening alot as of late

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:09 am
by Gooch
OneOldPunk wrote:
Gooch wrote:
OneOldPunk wrote: Will you be one of the babies?

Image
Not if you call me baby....I HATE being called baby....
OK Dahlink!

Better My Dear?
Yes, much better dahlink... :wink:

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:09 am
by rotter
censorship is fuckin bullshit.....its as bad as radio and tv around here....people should say what they want when they want and not have someones fuckin morals judge what is the spoken word.

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:28 am
by Glenn
Yeah, I was thinking along the lines of if Jack didnt want to do it or was becoming too time consuming etc.

I think whoever shoud ban Michebel the troll under everyone fingernailsl.

Be a bit more lax with cussing, opinions.

Nice people talk can post at Jonsey blog abd talk about flowers & bannanas etc

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:29 am
by LATaurus
and how rocks are alive

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:34 am
by rotter
Jonseys blog is fuckin gone.....hehehe

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:39 am
by jr
Glenn wrote:Yeah, I was thinking along the lines of if Jack didnt want to do it or was becoming too time consuming etc.

I think whoever shoud ban Michebel the troll under everyone fingernailsl.

Be a bit more lax with cussing, opinions.

Nice people talk can post at Jonsey blog abd talk about flowers & bannanas etc
NOPE MICHE FUCT THAT UP TOO
WE CANT TALK THERE EITHER
AND WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT BANANAS
WE TALKED ABOUT KUMQUATS!
THE NIRVANA OF THE FRUIT WORLD

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:40 am
by rotter
cumtwats.....the only fruit that matters :lol:

clarification

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:25 am
by MicheBel
For the record, it was Rotter that got that closed.

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:34 am
by zzzzzzz
new blood, new blood, new blood,
NEW
BLOOD,
NEW BLOOD./..............

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:46 am
by July Cleaver
I'll be your baby, OOPsie! :oops:

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:47 am
by LALALA
For the record according to whom? Miss Habitual Liar? Truth according to whom?

Re: clarification

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:04 am
by rotter
MicheBel wrote:For the record, it was Rotter that got that closed.
Thats it.....blame Canada.... :lol:

Re: clarification

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:05 am
by rotter
MicheBel wrote:For the record, it was Rotter that got that closed.
By the way Miche...you have great titters! :wink:

Re: clarification

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:11 am
by jr
rotter wrote:
MicheBel wrote:For the record, it was Rotter that got that closed.
Thats it.....blame Canada.... :lol:
hahaha
funny

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:19 am
by OneOldPunk
July Cleaver wrote:I'll be your baby, OOPsie! :oops:
A kiss for July!
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:21 am
by obiwankobe
How did she manage to get the Jonsey blog closed? That would take a tremendous lack of tact.

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:22 am
by LALALA
Small wonder, eh Obi????

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:26 am
by rotter
LALALA wrote:Small wonder, eh Obi????
Small wonder maybe...but huge tits! :shock:

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:10 pm
by July Cleaver
OneOldPunk wrote:
July Cleaver wrote:I'll be your baby, OOPsie! :oops:
A kiss for July!
Image
Swoon...
Image

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:24 pm
by RickyS
I vote we moderate ourselves. I know with the freedom act crap that's going around no one trusts anyone, but I say fuck 'em all. One thing I can't handle is someone telling me how to speak, or think. So my vote for moderator is..._______.

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:27 pm
by java
RickyS wrote:I vote we moderate ourselves. I know with the freedom act crap that's going around no one trusts anyone, but I say fuck 'em all. One thing I can't handle is someone telling me how to speak, or think. So my vote for moderator is..._______.

I vote for ________. :wink:

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:56 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Oopsie should be King...

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:20 pm
by assholitis
Actually a while ago, I requested admin status by Jack. And surprisingly...I was granted it. It gave me the power to delete and edit comments, as well as a few other privileges. But, I'm proud to say that I NEVER once abused it and didn't even tell anyone about it because I didn't want Jack getting barraged with requests. Pretty much the most I did was correct typos in some posts, or delete posts that were accidentally posted twice. BUT, then a couple people caught on and also were granted admin status. Shortly thereafter, some arguments started within the forums and everyone just started deleting everyone else's comments. Jack's solution was to take away admin status from everyone. Judging by the recent stir of things that have gone on, I doubt Jack would grant admin status to anyone else again.
However, I agree with Robert and commence his supoort of Jack despite being warned earlier last week. Very cool of Robert to say.
So I guess it's worth a shot to ask Jack, but I don't see it happening. We wouldn't even need a moderator, if we could simply banish people from here. A Jack's Shack excommunicaion? Possibly a third strike rule? I know someone that's on their 312th strike.

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:13 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
I was a Mod and didn't even KNOW it...so, I never deleted a comment either.....:D

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:50 pm
by OneOldPunk
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Oopsie should be King...
When I am King, Dicky will be on every station, everyday!

When I am King, Mr. Steele will be sweeping floors at KROQ!

When I am King, Ms. Girocco will be a jizz mopper at a T.J. peep show!

When I am King, a certain someone will be doing the same thing she does now. Being hated isn't easy! Plus who else can work a glory hole like her?

When I am King, rotter will get a certain someones address!

When I am King, there will be no deletions------ever!

All hail The King!
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:44 pm
by jr
rotter is infamous in these here parts!!

great listing One Old Punk!!

ps - i have to keep making up stories when my daughter sees your icon...
thats some funny shit to explain...

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:32 pm
by jack
Heh, it would be nice if there was such a thing as unmoderation, but there's no moderator on here, it will turn into a Jonesy blog.... And we all know what happened there, don't we?

Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:02 am
by robert
jack wrote:Heh, it would be nice if there was such a thing as unmoderation, but there's no moderator on here, it will turn into a Jonesy blog.... And we all know what happened there, don't we?
Maybe just personal notes and an occasional deletion with explanation to keep ppl on their toes. Sort of like Burningman. The cops are there, bt everything is cool as long as you dont do it in front of them.

Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:43 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Booobert...what don't you do infront of coppers??? ~raises eyebrow..ala Goochie~

Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:57 pm
by robert
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Booobert...what don't you do infront of coppers??? ~raises eyebrow..ala Goochie~
I have no idea of that which you speak... i am an angel. :D

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:57 am
by rotter
OneOldPunk wrote:
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Oopsie should be King...
When I am King, Dicky will be on every station, everyday!

When I am King, Mr. Steele will be sweeping floors at KROQ!

When I am King, Ms. Girocco will be a jizz mopper at a T.J. peep show!

When I am King, a certain someone will be doing the same thing she does now. Being hated isn't easy! Plus who else can work a glory hole like her?

When I am King, rotter will get a certain someones address!

When I am King, there will be no deletions------ever!

All hail The King!
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Whos address will you gimme if you are king?

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:43 am
by OneOldPunk
rotter wrote:Whos address will you gimme if you are king?
You will get the crusty thong one's address, so that you may do that voodoo, that you do, so well!
ALL HAIL THE KING!
The King of the people, for the people

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:18 am
by rotter
I already have a Miche voodoo doll...she should be feeling a tingling sensation in her crotch right about now :twisted: Them pins are a bitch... :lol:

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:43 am
by RickyS
rotter wrote:I already have a Miche voodoo doll...she should be feeling a tingling sensation in her crotch right about now :twisted: Them pins are a bitch... :lol:
Are you sure you got the right doll? My butt feels funny. :oops:

voodoo this

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:44 am
by MicheBel
Oh! That's what that was! Woo hoooo.

A little to the left, Rotter... :wink:

Re: OneOldPunk for Moderator

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:55 am
by LATaurus
OneOldPunk wrote:Jack, I would like to have moderator status on this forum. Please consider this. The deletions are getting crazy, and I would like to do something about it. If others on this board have a problem with it, no problem. How 'bout it people? Do we need a forum friendly mod on here?

Vote "OOP, The Mod for the people by the people!"

i am hyponitized by the swaying orbs in your avatar ............

......... must ............. comply ............. OOP ............ is ........... King

Re: voodoo this

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:47 am
by rotter
MicheBel wrote:Oh! That's what that was! Woo hoooo.

A little to the left, Rotter... :wink:
My doll is all wet...must have been good aim... :lol:

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:48 am
by rotter
RickyS wrote:
rotter wrote:I already have a Miche voodoo doll...she should be feeling a tingling sensation in her crotch right about now :twisted: Them pins are a bitch... :lol:
Are you sure you got the right doll? My butt feels funny. :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol: I didn't use the lube either... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:57 am
by zzzzzzz
OneOldPunk wrote:
robert wrote:I think Jack is doing a good job. He is just in an ethical dilemma and doenst want to see the board flame out.
I don't want to take over his job. I just want to help Jack out and make the people posting more confident that they will not be censured. And that has been happening alot as of late



my vote is in.

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:39 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
~bump~


OOPSIE FOR KING!!!!


..and moderator

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:37 am
by OneOldPunk
When I am King, Gidge, Jules Goochie, Nursie, and all the other fine ladies will have a "special" place in my court. Yes I said ladies. Sorry Miche, you have an appendage not needed in my court!

When I am King, the songs heard on the radio will not come from a playlist! (Because Dicky will be playing them all)

When I am King, all the women will wear Hooters uniforms. Except Miche. She will wear the usual house coat, with a camel non-filter hanging out of her toothless mouth!

When I am King, We will have three faucets in the sink. Hot water, cold water, and Beer!

When I am King, rotter will be the official court jester. X-Rated of course!

When I am King, Moz or Chris Isaak will sing the ladies to sleep every night!

When I am King, the starlet de jure will do what is needed keep the men satisfied!

ALL HAIL THE KING

The Coronation...

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:49 am
by July Cleaver
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:50 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Woo hoo...Starlets des jour!! Pour Tom....

ALL HAIL THE KING OOPSIE!!!!

Re: The Coronation...

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:53 am
by OneOldPunk
July Cleaver wrote:<center>
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I JUST HORKED TEA OUT OF MY NOSE WITH THAT ONE!

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:54 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Ahhahahahahahahahahaha..nice socks Oopsie.....;)

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:10 am
by OneOldPunk
I shall wear my crown with pride. Unless I have to go thru a small doorway. Only then I will take it off. But just until I pass thru the doorway!

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:11 am
by gidgetgoestohell
You are THE man Oopsie.....and might I add that the gold brocade brings out the rosie color in your cheeks.....

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:11 am
by LATaurus
King OOPsie, I just have to ask about your avatar... it's one of the weirdest I've ever seen....

And isn't that critter's one ball bigger than the other? (not that i've been watching it repeatedly or anything)

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:17 am
by gidgetgoestohell
It's all about the unsymetrical testicles....I learned THAT from my three minutes of listening to the UN-Morning Show....

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:20 am
by July Cleaver
I am particularly proud that the baseball cap is peeking out from under the crown!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:21 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Hahahahahahahaha...nice touch Jules.....

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:23 am
by OneOldPunk
LATaurus wrote:King OOPsie, I just have to ask about your avatar... it's one of the weirdest I've ever seen....

And isn't that critter's one ball bigger than the other? (not that i've been watching it repeatedly or anything)
It just isn't all the way descended yet. We're hoping it will drop soon!

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:23 am
by LATaurus
July Cleaver wrote:I am particularly proud that the baseball cap is peeking out from under the crown!!!
You do great work, Jules. Bravo!

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:24 am
by LATaurus
OneOldPunk wrote:
LATaurus wrote:King OOPsie, I just have to ask about your avatar... it's one of the weirdest I've ever seen....

And isn't that critter's one ball bigger than the other? (not that i've been watching it repeatedly or anything)
It just isn't all the way descended yet. We're hoping it will drop soon!
LMAO

But what is that clip from? Interspecies porn, or what???

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:25 am
by gidgetgoestohell
~wonders if Oopsie's wolfie had the mumps as a pup~

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:56 am
by DIsPervertNurse
Nah....he HAS elephantitus!

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:58 am
by LATaurus
yeah, but WHERE'S IT FROM?????????????????????


:D

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:03 am
by gidgetgoestohell
It looks like a commercial of some sort...obviously not something that would be aired here in the States.....LOL

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:05 am
by DIsPervertNurse
Maybe its a new commercial for Planters??? Could that have gotten a new mascot?? :shock:

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:05 am
by LATaurus
I agree, Red Riding Hood appears to be Asian... probably Japanese, but I'm trying to get my head around WHAT they'd be advertising.....

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:08 am
by gidgetgoestohell
I dunno....maybe take out food?? Road service??? Super size condoms????

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:08 am
by LATaurus
pick-a-nick baskets??

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:13 am
by DIsPervertNurse
Testicular Cancer????

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:14 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Denture cream????

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:19 am
by DIsPervertNurse
I know.....JOCK ITCH CREAM!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:21 am
by gidgetgoestohell
There we gooooo!!! ~searches through her bag of gift goodies~

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:27 am
by DIsPervertNurse

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:29 am
by gidgetgoestohell
It's a RACOON???? LMAO

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:30 am
by DIsPervertNurse

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:30 am
by LATaurus
Way to go NURSIE!!!

well done

I thought it was Japenese.... and a raccoon.... but wasn't entirely sure.

still don't know wtf they're selling though

LOL

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:33 am
by DIsPervertNurse
She is the "good girl" that is the "mascot" for 'Anabuki Construction Co'

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:33 am
by LATaurus
I found some info by searching the company's name: Anabuki

http://www.electricpenguin.com/jwr/anabuki.html


Note: Unfortunately these ads have become too popular
and are generating too much traffic, so I have removed the QuickTime files and replaced them with static images. Sorry!

These are two of the strangest ads I have ever seen.
They are for a Japanese construction company called Anabuki Construction and are advertising a new apartment/condo block.

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:36 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Ok...so it's a big balled badger??? I didn't notice that the animals had breasts too until I watched it again....too funny.....

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:38 am
by DIsPervertNurse
Same here Gidge...I didn't notice it until I read the translation and watched again as well!

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:39 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Hehehehehehe...I am chortling over here....BAD.....hehehehehehehehe...

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:40 am
by DIsPervertNurse
Ah, yes...but did you HORK?

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:42 am
by gidgetgoestohell
I wasn't drinking anything at the time...I guess that I dried horked....

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:52 am
by DIsPervertNurse
LMAO!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:23 pm
by July Cleaver
Careful Gidgey - dry horking can be tough on ya!

Glad to have finally seen the whole commercial - it's been one of those "wtf" things, every time I've seen that avitar!

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:24 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Lavendar blue
dilly dilly
lavendar greeen
If Oopsie were King
dilly dilly
he'd make all the women his queen(s)

With a dilly dilly heart
on a dilly dilly day
Oopsie would make that evil bitch Miche go away

Lavendar blue
dilly dilly
lavendar greeen
If Oopsie were King
dilly dilly
he'd grant all our dreams

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:47 pm
by OneOldPunk
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Lavendar blue
dilly dilly
lavendar greeen
If Oopsie were King
dilly dilly
he'd make all the women his queen(s)

With a dilly dilly heart
on a dilly dilly day
Oopsie would make that evil bitch Miche go away

Lavendar blue
dilly dilly
lavendar greeen
If Oopsie were King
dilly dilly
he'd grant all our dreams
This will be my Kingdoms Anthem! :D

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:48 pm
by gidgetgoestohell
Yeahhhh...I finally get songwriting credits....Do I get any other perks with this????? :D

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:55 am
by gidgetgoestohell
....and Riff said not to quit my day job.....:D

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:42 am
by rotter
gidgetgoestohell wrote:Yeahhhh...I finally get songwriting credits....Do I get any other perks with this????? :D
I'll be your groupie... :wink:

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:21 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Ok...just as long as you promise not to have taken notes from YOU KNOW WHO on how to be a groupie...I can knock out a temporary restraining order in under fifteen minutes or less if you have.....;)

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:11 am
by rotter
when I said groupie I meant fuck your brains out...i don't need fuckin notes to do that,I just need to roll you in flour to find the fuckin wet spot :P

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:11 am
by gidgetgoestohell
Could we use a flour replacement? I am allergic....;)

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:14 am
by rotter
:lol: .....smartass :wink: