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Welcome aboard OOPSIE!!!!
Nice to see ya!
Gidge
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~I came for Jonsey. I stayed for the MMS. Now that Dicky is gone, so am I~
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Well, thank you Gidge! I would like to thank the acadamy, for without you I would not have made it here. Jules, thank you for the nice rack. And Gooch, without you, I would not have an armrest! And the little people. The ones that I used as stepping stones, so my new shoes wouldn't get dirty. And all of you out there. Without you, this dream would not have come true!
I feel all itchy!
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You're killin me OOP!!!
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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Woo Hoo!!!! I'm an armrest and not a stepping stone!!!OneOldPunk wrote:Well, thank you Gidge! I would like to thank the acadamy, for without you I would not have made it here. Jules, thank you for the nice rack. And Gooch, without you, I would not have an armrest! And the little people. The ones that I used as stepping stones, so my new shoes wouldn't get dirty. And all of you out there. Without you, this dream would not have come true!
~Gooch
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If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.
I'm in shape! Round is a shape!
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I want a rack!
I have no money, I have no rack. I have no rack, I have no money!
Smite me oh might smiter!
I have no money, I have no rack. I have no rack, I have no money!
Smite me oh might smiter!
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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The Wife Who Wanted Implants
A woman was wanting to get breast implants. She asked her husband, "Do you think we can afford $5000 to get me some bigger boobs?"
The husband replied, "Honey, I have a perfect solution to this problem and it won't cost us a dime. Just take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts over and over and your boobs will get bigger."
"How on Earth will that work?," the wife asked.
"I don't know how it works, but it sure did work on your ass!
A woman was wanting to get breast implants. She asked her husband, "Do you think we can afford $5000 to get me some bigger boobs?"
The husband replied, "Honey, I have a perfect solution to this problem and it won't cost us a dime. Just take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts over and over and your boobs will get bigger."
"How on Earth will that work?," the wife asked.
"I don't know how it works, but it sure did work on your ass!
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.-- Mitch Hedberg
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only if you didnt use your tongue
"The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers."
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