Baby Panda Sneeze
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Baby Panda Sneeze
I'm in shape! Round is a shape!
Yeah!...So I'm at Denny's the other day waiting to be seated,
and I shit you not, in walks a panda bear,eats a sandwich, stares both me and the waiter in the eye, and then pulls out a hand gun and starts shooting up the place. Just as calm as ever he turns to leave and the waiter says, "hey what are you doing you can't just just walk out of here". The bear says "Hey!"..."I'm a panda!"..."look it up"! Weirder yet the waiter pulls out a dictionary from behind the counter and finger thumps in recoqnition the article. So I turn the book to read and it says:
Panda--- A black and white native of central China....Eats Shoots and
leaves.
Hahahahahahaha!
You got a better panda joke?....I didn't think so!
and I shit you not, in walks a panda bear,eats a sandwich, stares both me and the waiter in the eye, and then pulls out a hand gun and starts shooting up the place. Just as calm as ever he turns to leave and the waiter says, "hey what are you doing you can't just just walk out of here". The bear says "Hey!"..."I'm a panda!"..."look it up"! Weirder yet the waiter pulls out a dictionary from behind the counter and finger thumps in recoqnition the article. So I turn the book to read and it says:
Panda--- A black and white native of central China....Eats Shoots and
leaves.
Hahahahahahaha!
You got a better panda joke?....I didn't think so!
I love the despisers, for they are the true admirers....arrows of longing for distant shores.
--- F.W. Nietzsche
--- F.W. Nietzsche
If that's the kinda thing you like Rot....
Then I am spunk beard...if it brings a smile
to your gay voyeristic self...so be it...who Am I
to judge?....does maddie know about this....hey it's
cool man!...just use a condom bro!
Then I am spunk beard...if it brings a smile
to your gay voyeristic self...so be it...who Am I
to judge?....does maddie know about this....hey it's
cool man!...just use a condom bro!
I love the despisers, for they are the true admirers....arrows of longing for distant shores.
--- F.W. Nietzsche
--- F.W. Nietzsche
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If he used a condom then you wouldn't be a spunk beard now wouldya!?
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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Huh?....guess I didn't think that out.....oh well...um...what do you guys think?...If a person had sex with Rot(and he could be monogomous)
would they need an aids test?....maybe we need a poll?....I feel dirty.
would they need an aids test?....maybe we need a poll?....I feel dirty.
I love the despisers, for they are the true admirers....arrows of longing for distant shores.
--- F.W. Nietzsche
--- F.W. Nietzsche
Poll away my dirty lil spunk bearded pivotboy...bet you love circlejerks don't ya butchcocky bukkake clorox breath...PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN....put the lotion on the skin or you get the fuckin hose!
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man that's a big cock!...what's with all the cock Rot?....ya know if you
and Assholitis dont post more chick pics people will think your gay?
...or like into green frogs er sumthin...Hey! Im not judging you....
it's cool man...whatever floats yer and assholitis' boat man.
and Assholitis dont post more chick pics people will think your gay?
...or like into green frogs er sumthin...Hey! Im not judging you....
it's cool man...whatever floats yer and assholitis' boat man.
I love the despisers, for they are the true admirers....arrows of longing for distant shores.
--- F.W. Nietzsche
--- F.W. Nietzsche
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wow...that dick covered damned near my whole screen!!!! wow...who knew that a frog could have it so good!
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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Well, someone has to love it! I mean really...someone has to love you too...poor Maddie! LOL
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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