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If true.
Definitely worth a look though.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/02/donkey_shocker/
CwA
Definitely worth a look though.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/02/donkey_shocker/
CwA
"It is I, the gorrilla of 3b. Nigel Molesworth".
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OK! ...ya dont see that everyday....every other
day maybe if you just happen to have stock bestiality
pics laying around.....Like Rotter...but to each his own.
day maybe if you just happen to have stock bestiality
pics laying around.....Like Rotter...but to each his own.
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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Stock photos
...ya dont see that everyday....every other
day maybe if you just happen to have stock bestiality
pics laying around.....Like Rotter...but to each his own.
Bet he hasn't got one of a guy dressed in latex handcuffed in a hotel room being chased by the Gardai with a donkey demolishing the mini bar though.
It's a funny story but Legova...
Is that Wilma being given "one" by Dino?
Jesus.
CwA
day maybe if you just happen to have stock bestiality
pics laying around.....Like Rotter...but to each his own.
Bet he hasn't got one of a guy dressed in latex handcuffed in a hotel room being chased by the Gardai with a donkey demolishing the mini bar though.
It's a funny story but Legova...
Is that Wilma being given "one" by Dino?
Jesus.
CwA
"It is I, the gorrilla of 3b. Nigel Molesworth".
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Re: Stock photos
...Oh I dunno....Rotter?chriswasanon wrote:...ya dont see that everyday....every other
day maybe if you just happen to have stock bestiality
pics laying around.....Like Rotter...but to each his own.
Bet he hasn't got one of a guy dressed in latex handcuffed in a hotel room being chased by the Gardai with a donkey demolishing the mini bar though.
It's a funny story but Legova...
Is that Wilma being given "one" by Dino?
Jesus.
CwA
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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ya know....Shloemoe likes some freaky shit as muchrotter wrote:Isn't that right donkey?Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahha.....fuckin hilarious
BORAT DISCOVERS THE GREAT AMERICAN ASS.....
as the next guy...but fucking a donkey?...how could
you maintain a stiffy....how do you get into that?
...what?...one day you see a certain something in
your donkeys eyes and it goes on from there?..I guess
there's a whole different mindset going on there...
Hey!...more power to em...as long as the donkey dont
mind... what the hell?
I guess for making us confront a very weird idea we
are indebt to you Cwa and Rotter...ok..I've thought about
this longer than is healthy....enough for me.
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/ ... rotter.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>
IF Im hEre iS ThANk to STEVe JoNEs "JONeSyS" FROm sEx PiStoLs
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It's all very discreet of course
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
Someone sent me this url.
Should be better than a blow-up bonking ba ba.
CwA.
Someone sent me this url.
Should be better than a blow-up bonking ba ba.
CwA.
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Re: It's all very discreet of course
hey why not sheep too...you should see the muckchriswasanon wrote:http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
Someone sent me this url.
Should be better than a blow-up bonking ba ba.
CwA.
that pops up from my cookie jar...ya look at some
pages like months ago and ya never hear the end of it.
...I gotta re-install my operating system.
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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What's your OS Shloe. Not.....
Vista! Or is it any of these; XP, 2000, 98, 94, Win 3, Win 1. MS. DOS, GEM, Amiga DOS, BE OS. 0S/2, Mac OS, Linux Red Hat, Unix...
Spot deliberate mistake(s).
No I think a man like you would probably use Ubuntu, wouldn't he?
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
Click on one of the ewes for an interesting message BTW
CwA
Vista! Or is it any of these; XP, 2000, 98, 94, Win 3, Win 1. MS. DOS, GEM, Amiga DOS, BE OS. 0S/2, Mac OS, Linux Red Hat, Unix...
Spot deliberate mistake(s).
No I think a man like you would probably use Ubuntu, wouldn't he?
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
Click on one of the ewes for an interesting message BTW
CwA
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ChispaFilthyLucre wrote:<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/ ... rotter.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>
I like the added Chispa artwork.
It's so cute, would probably make a darling Easter decoration except for the big hole that is probably not-hiding under its tail...
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The best cheese in california comes from wisconsin
...not from talking cows...marketing people ...
stupid cow...dont like math...stupid!
...not from talking cows...marketing people ...
stupid cow...dont like math...stupid!
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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math anxiety causes stress...stress ruins the milk!
bad milk makes bad cheese!...If cows did their math
homework there'd be no problem!......
...now listen up cows...give me the first order
derivitive of the function f(x)=x^2...recall your
solution rules for finding derivitives of polynomials
...dont make me go over this AGAIN!
that goes for you too Chispa! ..and you too Glenners!
bad milk makes bad cheese!...If cows did their math
homework there'd be no problem!......
...now listen up cows...give me the first order
derivitive of the function f(x)=x^2...recall your
solution rules for finding derivitives of polynomials
...dont make me go over this AGAIN!
that goes for you too Chispa! ..and you too Glenners!
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
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When I see those ads that paint the image of an idyllic life that California cows live, I assume that the ad agency is betting that most Californians haven't taken a trip up Interstate 5, I think it is...there's a section where the cows are all sorta stranded there by the gazillions in a barren-looking wasteland. You have to roll the windows up in your car to fend off the smell. It's been nicknamed "Cowshwitz".
Well in fairness, I'll you probably have to roll up your car windows when you pass any cow congregation...
Well in fairness, I'll you probably have to roll up your car windows when you pass any cow congregation...
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oh my god yea...bovine auschwitz ...it'll makefloratina wrote:When I see those ads that paint the image of an idyllic life that California cows live, I assume that the ad agency is betting that most Californians haven't taken a trip up Interstate 5, I think it is...there's a section where the cows are all sorta stranded there by the gazillions in a barren-looking wasteland. You have to roll the windows up in your car to fend off the smell. It's been nicknamed "Cowshwitz".
Well in fairness, I'll you probably have to roll up your car windows when you pass any cow congregation...
ya pass a few burger kings ...huh?
but those aren't dairy cows.....as any interplanetary space
traveler can tell ya...cows used in milk(the magic elixor that
cures pms and a score of other afflictions... ) and cheese production
do live somewhat pamered lives....and score well on math tests
....otherwise they make bad milk
Shloe know 1st hand..was a cowboy once...actually smitten with
the grand teeted ones...once...is that so wrong?...cows are really
very nice people!...dont you judge me
those cows on I5 are headed for...well, we all know where their going ...the final solution.....
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"