Shloemoe's slow newsday report (vol-193:)
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Shloemoe's slow newsday report (vol-193:)
This morning?...I dunno?...I guess I been trying
to eat more salads?....but I gave "birth" to a poop
soo large that it got stopped at me anus and hurt
like hell!!!....I had to sit there thru the pain and
try to squeeze it smaller with me sphincter muscles
till it passed!!!...Damn it hurt!!!! After all was said n
done?.. I have to say I think it was the thickest poop
I've ever pooped....as a testement to my labors it
had a blood red stripe down its length...ya know I should
took a pic...DAMN!
....well I dont need any proof here at the shack...
my inegrity here is unquestioned....
All in all?...I guess the salads are a good thing?
...maybe I should go for smaller portions?...hhmm?
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to eat more salads?....but I gave "birth" to a poop
soo large that it got stopped at me anus and hurt
like hell!!!....I had to sit there thru the pain and
try to squeeze it smaller with me sphincter muscles
till it passed!!!...Damn it hurt!!!! After all was said n
done?.. I have to say I think it was the thickest poop
I've ever pooped....as a testement to my labors it
had a blood red stripe down its length...ya know I should
took a pic...DAMN!
....well I dont need any proof here at the shack...
my inegrity here is unquestioned....
All in all?...I guess the salads are a good thing?
...maybe I should go for smaller portions?...hhmm?
We know you have many choices for news....
Thank You for choosing Shloemoe News(tm)
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
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...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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Well I guess you can always block the 'ol Shloe...
But then you'll miss my upcoming expose' on
buggars...they look like giraffes sometimes...huh?
But then you'll miss my upcoming expose' on
buggars...they look like giraffes sometimes...huh?
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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I guess what I'm trying to say is:
is:
is:....well:
Well:
Nobody posts nuthin no mo!
you're all 'o' bunch 'o' weenies!!!!
....That is to say DICKS!
I hate you ALL!!!!!!!!
What?....guys cant talk about turds?
is:
is:....well:
Well:
Nobody posts nuthin no mo!
you're all 'o' bunch 'o' weenies!!!!
....That is to say DICKS!
I hate you ALL!!!!!!!!
What?....guys cant talk about turds?
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B22hRkVsW_kThis is King Shit!
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I don't want to completely block the Schlo monstrosity. I don't mind the posts so much, but can we just filter out the ones involving your masturbatory habits and your bowel movements?The Rizen shloemoe wrote:Well I guess you can always block the 'ol Shloe...
But then you'll miss my upcoming expose' on
buggars...they look like giraffes sometimes...huh?
And that was your punk rock minute.
Alone we stand, together we fall apart.
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I'm thinking....uh....well....you need a Greek Salad...a REAL Greek Salad! Here's the recipe:
1 Vine Ripened Tomato, sliced in wedges
1/2 cucumber, peeled, cut in half and sliced in 1/4 inch slices
1/4 green bell pepper, sliced in rings, thin
1/4 purple onion, sliced in rings, thin
nice chunk of Feta cheese on top of the mixed veggies
sprinkle fine sea salt and oregano on top of the salad
drizzle a hefty amount of good, dark green, olive oil over the top, enough to wet all of the vegetables
Eat up and then your troubles, well, they will flush away a bit more easily! Works like a charm every time! I learned about it when I lived in Greece. Try it, you'll see!
1 Vine Ripened Tomato, sliced in wedges
1/2 cucumber, peeled, cut in half and sliced in 1/4 inch slices
1/4 green bell pepper, sliced in rings, thin
1/4 purple onion, sliced in rings, thin
nice chunk of Feta cheese on top of the mixed veggies
sprinkle fine sea salt and oregano on top of the salad
drizzle a hefty amount of good, dark green, olive oil over the top, enough to wet all of the vegetables
Eat up and then your troubles, well, they will flush away a bit more easily! Works like a charm every time! I learned about it when I lived in Greece. Try it, you'll see!
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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Why did you call someone hambone? What on earth does hambone mean, other than the obvious, a bone in a ham?
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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Losing a dog is like losing family ....that's Rough...rotter wrote:Post the proof...I NEED a good laugh after the shit thats happened this week...lemme see...my dog died...and I may loose my job for calling someone "hambone".I NEED a good fuckin laugh cuz "welfare" ain't funny.
...does anyone have a nice big cardboard box I can live in?
Getting fired?...Do they have unemployment insurance
in Canada?...It's party time!
Pull up a chair at the freeway offramp of life
with 'ol Shloe Rotman....c'ept you gotta make your own sign...
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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Exactly Ol' Man! Now you can get into dildo refurbishmentrotter wrote:Yeah Shloe..its been rough.My dalmation was tribe.As for "un-enjoyment" insurance;we have that but by the time you get your first check you're already starvin'.What ever happens..its not the end of my world..but the beginning of a new one.Cheers my Shloe..I'll sit by you anytime
like you've always wanted to...the sky's the limit!!!!
Hahahahaha!...
...but I kid you...
Yes. change can be very good.
Having abandoned my search for truth,
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
I am now looking for a good fantasy.
--Anonymous Internet Sage
...Some men...ya just can't reach...
--The Captain from "Cool Hand Luke"
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No, she's just a horn blower!
And if you've never seen it with your own eyes, it just don't make sense!- Josie
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Can I call you "hambone" as well?
Some people really don't have any sense of humour Rott.
I mean none whatsoever.
Come on Shloemoe, Fresh fruit and vegetables that's all. You'll end up with Bowel cancer mate if you carry on shitting through the eye of a needle like that.
Anyway what would you rather have, an arsehole like razorblades?
or
a lump of FETA made with goat or sheeps milk.
Sorry to hear about the dog Rott. Is it definite that you've been given the boot?
Cheers shackers all 9 or 10 of us.
Rott
Ass
Glen
Shloe
Rob
Josie
Tom
CWA
Jack
Someone noise JR up, she's not posted for ages. We might yet reach the dizzy heights of 11 here.
The Adicts at Edinburgh went down really well apparently Josie in the land of Mooses and Northern Exposures.
Some people really don't have any sense of humour Rott.
I mean none whatsoever.
Come on Shloemoe, Fresh fruit and vegetables that's all. You'll end up with Bowel cancer mate if you carry on shitting through the eye of a needle like that.
Anyway what would you rather have, an arsehole like razorblades?
or
a lump of FETA made with goat or sheeps milk.
Sorry to hear about the dog Rott. Is it definite that you've been given the boot?
Cheers shackers all 9 or 10 of us.
Rott
Ass
Glen
Shloe
Rob
Josie
Tom
CWA
Jack
Someone noise JR up, she's not posted for ages. We might yet reach the dizzy heights of 11 here.
The Adicts at Edinburgh went down really well apparently Josie in the land of Mooses and Northern Exposures.
"It is I, the gorrilla of 3b. Nigel Molesworth".